Ever ponder the age old question, "why didn't I think of that?" Heck, who doesn't love fruit, right? And don't you hate when you get, say, a delicious nectarine and go to peel that blasted sticker off and it takes some of the skin with it? No? Maybe's it's just us, but regardless, there's now a solution! Fruitoos, or fruit tattoos. A scientist is working on hammering out the kinks in the system that will help bring fruit to the future, and let us know just where it came from. Check it!

We'll bet you didn't know that the whole lower back tattoo craze has been around for thousands of years. In fact, it's been proven by scientists! Remember the iceman found in the alps in the early 90's? His mummy is decorated with the oldest tattoos known to man. No fancy inks or dyes for him, though. He used plain old fire pit soot. Read more through the link!

The Hottest Inked Calendar Release Party brought out the best of Denver's tattooed fun ... despite frigid temperatures.

TattooFinder.com CEO Lou Bardach poses with Juan [left], Hottest Inked contestant, and Joe [right], the 2008 Denver gentlemen winner.

Izra Tadesse, Denver club socialite and host of TattooFinder.com's 2008 Hottest Inked party and contest, scores a signature from Hottest Inked finalist James.